- Get tires for my car at Sears
- Sign a sublease on a room in an apartment in Detroit
- Watch a red-tailed hawk rip apart a baby squirrel as the mama squirrel looks on from down the branch
- Sell a camera on Craigslist
- Attend a kendo class
- Have a Japanese kendo master point at my left foot
- Violate numerous matters of kendo etiquette
- Have a ten-year-old who can kick my ass with a wooden sword say to me, Hope to see you on Saturday
- Buy a dresser, three chairs, and a boxspring on Craigslist
- Successfully fold a fitted sheet
- Watch the 1992 Spike Lee film, Malcolm X, starring Denzel Washington as Malcolm X
- Think the thought, “No one man should have all that pizza.”
- Rent a U-Haul van
- Load a U-Haul van
- Not crash a U-Haul van
- Unload a U-Haul van
- Make dinner in the new apartment
- Tweet from the new apartment
- Change my “home” location in Google Maps to an address with a zip code of 48214